Andy Mitchell's Web Page

Or "I can't Believe it's a Web Page"

Spam to the right of them
Spam to the left of them
Spam in front of them
Offended and shocked

Stormed with viruses and viagra
Boldly they read and well
Into the jaws of phish
Into the mouth of filth
Read the 600 million.

© 23 October 2004 A.W.Mitchell

Inspired by Charge of the Light Brigade

In days of old, when men were real men, women were real women, and small fury creatures from alpha centauri were real small furry creatures from alpha centauri, techies were real techies and coded there web pages directly in HTML using a text editor. They were mad, today sain people use easy programs like HoTMetal. Personally, I'm mad, long live the text editor!

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These web pages are best viewed with any browser :-) If you would like to download a particularly featureless browser check out Lynx, I like it.

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If you have any problems using these pages you can mail me at webmaster@entropy.demon.co.uk